Annual 8

Well Fellas it's that time of year again, time for the greatest, most awe-inspiring, majestic, wondrous, terrific, grand, incredible, impressive, magnificent, mind-blowing weekend of the year. Yes that is right it is time for "The Annual." For those of you who have not been counting at home it is actually Ocho Annual. And for all you morons out there ocho = eight
(I think...I took French...not Spanish).

Most of you have now wet your pants with excitement because you have experienced "The Annual" before and understand how wonderful it is. Then there are some of you who are allergic to fun (Travis Nelson, Matt Beneda, Ross Hammer"ed" Carrie Baier, Andy Lindstrom & Mitch Deere) and came once and never returned. And still there are others who have never attended do
to lack of ability to contact you or because you think there are better things to do, which there aren't (Travis Lindgren). I will now try to explain "The Annual" for those who are not familiar with it.

Kegs, drinking, Cabin, drinking, Liquor, drinking, Final Four on TV, drinking. Besides this it provides a great chance to relive all your Mayville glory days or continue to complain about a certain coach who had no idea what he was doing and always screwed players over the second year they were there. Even better than this we somehow find time to get drunk and create new story to relive (Andy I don't care who swears by it, no one else wants to eat-out a girls ass). So that is my "Annual" summary.

So here is the first official "Annual" email of 2008. I hope to get a plethora of responses to this ASAP. I truly am ashamed of myself for not sending out mass-emails earlier. I am also very disappointed in all the other past MVPs for not stepping up to the plate to get the ball rolling. Steve I know you are preoccupied and I give you a pass for that. But everyone else needs to get off of their lazy, chip eating(Krebs), high school girl watching (Derek), junior high school girl stalking (Preston), baby making (Adam & Steve), bulimic (Joe), Albino baseball playing (Hills),
getting a fat ass because all I do is golf (Lindy), four fingered (no need for name), Jen Lokin loving (Stuart), chuck knoblauch loving asses and take part in some conversation. "The Annual" is only 43 days away so let's get on with it. I now will sign off.

A Former MVP,

Brady Langemo

P.S.
If you are a dipshit and didn't figure it out this email invites you to "The Annual." Not that invitations are needed (yet).

P.P.S.
I expect an email from "THE FOUNDER" soon.

P.P.P.S.
Where in the hell is the "Top 10 Reasons the Annual Can't Get Here any
Quicker" email Thunder?

P.P.P.P.S.
Do you realize if Hills & Whitey both come we will have two albinos at "The Annual." That's almost as crazy as the year we had to Asians.

P.P.P.P.P.S.
For all those dicks who didn't come to Virginia in October, I am married and you missed a pretty decent party if I do say so myself. Derek slept next to a girl (OMG, LOL, BRB, KEWL).